Make day funny (1297x)

China is now entering sperm as contestants in Olympic swimming events, claiming they are of age.

What not to ask a gynecologist when seeking dating advice. What do you look for in a woman?

Why did the man cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken!

If I get married I want my last name to be hyphenated. Mr. and Mrs. Hyphenated.

I wonder how many lightbulbs it takes to change a baby.