Make day funny (1127g)

do the spectators at golf tournaments know they don't have to be there

Someone said to me today that my clothes are gay. I said yeah, they came out of the closet this morning.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

I'll never understand why anyone would want to kidnap a child, kids suck.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper up to a mile away.