Comedyopenmic Enrty 1: Everything under Control by @jonsnoww

The owner of a large farm has to make a long trip. so he takes the decision to leave his oldest worker in charge.

owner: my loyal assistant, I'm going on a trip, I leave you the most precious treasure I have.

assistant: quiet boss, trust me.

owner: in what reaches my destination I will call you to know how everything is going.

helper: ok boss.

after two days the boss calls his assistant

owner: alo, how are you friend? How is everything going on the farm?

assistant: everything under control boss, everything in order. the only thing was that his dog died.

owner: My dog died! How did my dog die?

assistant: crazy dog that began to eat the horse burned.

owner: horse burned? How did my horse burn?

assistant: mmm well boss, when the farm is burned.

owner: did my farm burn? How did my farm burn?

helper: Mmmm well boss, at the funeral of his mother a candle fell and burned everything

Owner: My God! my mother. noooooooooo !!!

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