Life Impossibilites
I was reading a joke and this poem came to me. I've been doing a few of these recently. Maybe this one is not the best, but I think not so bad. What do y'all think?
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Many things there are you should learn from birth
Like there are plenty of impossibilities on this earth
Things like you can’t count the hairs on your own self
You can’t breathe with your tongue out, for your health
You can’t wash your eyeballs with any kind of soap
You look silly, with your tongue out you crazy dope
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I just made this up a couple of days ago, so I know it should be
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