Happy New Month, Nigeria by @joelmaxwell

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May the month of February bring us good things and throw away the bad ones. Iseeh!

In this month of February, may whoever sleep with someone else's wife or girlfriend be caught and disgraced in the open. Iseeeh!

In this month of February, I say, let the kite perch, let the eagle also perch. Anyone that says the other should not, let its wings break. Iseeh!

This month, may any girl who demand from her boyfriend what neither she nor her own father can afford be slápped in the mouth by an invisible hand. Iseeeh!

Let the waters be, and the let the fish be; the waters must not dry and the fish must not d!e. Iseeh!

In this month of February, there shall be the birth of both male and female in our families. Iseeh!

What makes others beautiful and happy shall not elude us this month. Iseeh!

When IBRAHIM eats meat, let him also give way for KAYOde and chukwuma to eat in peace, too. Iseeh!

He who raises his hands while holding what belongs to a child, let his hands break. Iseeh!

He who delights in seeing us shed tears, may tears never depart from his eyes. Iseeh!

In this month of February, what we want is peace, unity and progress. It shall be well with all of us. Iseeh!

Iseeh! Iseeh!!! Iseeh!!!