Funny

Too stingy he bought a new cell phone, and he put it in his back pocket without knowing it. The miser sat on the seat and forgot that the phone was in his back pocket. He heard the sound of something breaking, said the miser; "Lord, be my backbone, not the phone." Stupid bought a new Samsung phone and sold his new Nokia phone. The idiot called his fiancée and told her; “Don't call me on my old Nokia phone because I sold it yesterday.”