jerrysteem (45)in #steemit • 6 years agoRE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 14th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**There’s that moment when you put your steak on the grill and your mouth waters all over from that amazing smell. Do…jerrysteem (45)in #steemit • 6 years agoRE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 13th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**thanksjerrysteem (45)in #steemit • 6 years agoRE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 12th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**That awkward moment when you have eye contact while eating a banana.jerrysteem (45)in #steemit • 6 years agoRE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 11th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**An elderly man was on the operating table, about to be operated on by his son, a famous surgeon. Just before they put…jerrysteem (45)in #steemit • 6 years agoRE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 9th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**My dog once ate all the Scrabble tiles. He kept leaving messages around the house for days.jerrysteem (45)in #steemit • 6 years agoRE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 8th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**Two immigrants from Africa arrive in the United States and are discussing the difference between their country and the…jerrysteem (45)in #steemit • 6 years agoRE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 7th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**That moment when you want to be really cool in the cinema and start flipping popcorn into the air to catch it with…jerrysteem (45)in #steemit • 6 years agoRE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 6th May 2018 **FAUCET OPEN**I fear my neighbor may be stalking me, she's been googling my name last night on her computer. I saw it clearly through my binoculars.jerrysteem (45)in #steemit • 6 years agoRE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 5th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**A student at a management school came up to a pretty girl and hugged her without any warning. The surprised girl…jerrysteem (45)in #steemit • 6 years agoRE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 4th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**My step mother came to me and demanded that I take all her clothes off. So I took off her blouse. She said, “Now off…jerrysteem (45)in #steemit • 6 years agoRE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 3rd May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**I did a self-defense course. I wouldn’t recommend anyone to attack me in slow motion now.jerrysteem (45)in #steemit • 6 years agoRE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 2nd May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**Doctor, how can I live longer than 100 years? Do you smoke? No. Do you eat too much? No. Do you go to bed late…jerrysteem (45)in #steemit • 6 years agoRE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 1st May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**You sneak into my room, unnoticed; you gently touch one bit of my naked body after the other until you find the most…jerrysteem (45)in #steemit • 6 years agoRE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 30th April 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**I heard the Secret Service had to change their commands. They can't say "Get down!" anymore when the President is…jerrysteem (45)in #steemit • 6 years agoRE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 29th April 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**Hey Sue, what do you say to a nice walk? Oh Harry, that would be lovely! Wonderful. Could you bring me some beer and…jerrysteem (45)in #steemit • 6 years agoRE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 28th April 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**Reporter interviews a man: “Sir, you’ve lived next to this highway for 20 years, do you feel that it has somehow…jerrysteem (45)in #steemit • 6 years agoRE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 27th April 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**A cannibal is invited to a teambuilding week in the mountains. The instructions say he can also bring one friend.…jerrysteem (45)in #steemit • 6 years agoRE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 26th April 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**A guy goes to the doctor: “Please help me doc. I have this horrible blinking in my right eye that I just can’t…jerrysteem (45)in #steemit • 6 years agoRE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 25th April 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**Some nice Chinese couple gave me a very good camera down by the Washington Monument. I didn’t really understand what…jerrysteem (45)in #steemit • 6 years agoRE: Daily Steemit Faucet post for 24th April 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**I’ve read so many horrible things about drinking and smoking recently that I made a new, firm New Year’s resolution: NO MORE READING!