This contest brought the truth out of me. No dare; Just truth by @mimy

I was asked to participate in this contest by @gidionline..
Truth is I didn't want to, am still a newbie on here..
But today, I read up the questions and all I wanted to do was answer them sincerely; so I guess this contest brought out the truth from me.

What is that silly thing that takes a tear out of your eye?
When a baby blushes

What is the most weird thing you love?
Having a guy do my make-up

Funny part of the opposite sex that you like?
Funny curved p•••s
Who is your steemit crush?**
@ehiboss

What is the craziest thing you have done on steemit?
I joined a steemit chat group and asked all the group members to contribute 1sbd to me (I was removed, haha)

Works of two steemians that you doff your heart for?
@ehiboss and @ehiboss

*Which steemian would you love to see a movie with (maybe a dark room.. Winks)/
@ehiboss

What are the names of the first three steemians blog you visit
@surpassinggoogle @ehiboss @gidionline

Who do you wish you are on steemit?
Wooah definitely @surpassinggoogle

What do you wish you could write on steemit that you couldn't?
Wish I could make up contests like this, but am still very much new, haven't even received my introductory post payout.

Which steemian do you want to meet in person and what would be your first action when you see them?
**@ehiboss, I'd give him a kiss,lol, but I would tell him I actually crushed on him not because of his works alone, but his personality also.

What are the names of three handsome guys/ beautiful ladies that you know on steemit.
Ladies: @sweetsssj @mimy @evelyniroh
Guys: @ehiboss @gidionline @illuminatus

Who would you choose as your steemitfather, steemitmother, steemitdaughter and steemitson.
Steemit father: @surpassinggoogle
Steemit mother: @mimy
Steemit daughter: @regiarit
Steemit son: @austinejayy

Names of two followers who get low payouts but decent work
@brownjayy and @ceekay

Names of two followers who get good payout
@ehiboss @ogoowinner

Given the opportunity to say one word to @ned what would it be?
Delegate!

*Nominating @regiarit

Thanks for this contest @mimy..
@ehiboss @destinysaid @illuminatus
I feel I have made use of a number of real words (which I'd feel shy using elsewhere)