Observations........-Humor

Older men try this, "I have a headache," and it never works

I think she came but did she, should I ask her

Damn teenagers and just when I was about to get some

How could you hear a noise at a time like this

I am just posing as the Rodin's the "Thinker" statue

Okay she just said two hundred and thirty-seven words in 43 seconds and the response is, you're right! Yes, that's it. Now what did I agree to

Well I know it isn't money because I designed my own crypto-currency so, oh shit it is our anniversary again

Why does she scream so loud when I ask her to calm down and speak slower

Look it's my period, okay, he says

It was an accident, I didn't mean to do it

Once he is old enough, he won't apologize until he knows what he is apologizing for and then you will both be happier

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