Observations...-Humor

So this is where the dating scammers pictures come from

If a woman washes her feet and they still stink you are a brown nose

If your writings are full of errors it is because you are not an editor you are a writer

It is called a paycheck because all the pay you could have received was checked against all the taxes you owe

If a surgeon says you need to improve your health you are most likely an organ donor match for someone else

It's called free love because if they are drunk and cannot remember who you are you only have to pay for drinks

The general rule of thumb is that once a woman has sex with more than eight men she is called a whore and that ruins it for everyone else

STD's were invented by liberals for population control, Penicillin was invented by conservatives

Sex robots were invented by nerds because they don't know what a girl looks like

Why are there so many references to having sex with sheep in the Song of Beowulf

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