#STEEMLORDS - Wrong doings need to be made right - Sir Jack, The Anti-Deliverance heads off to Vikindinavia.

During the night in Midlesteem Sir Jack has a dream in which a white witch comes to him and says „Beware good man, the evils around you are everywhere. Do not fall victim to the deceitful black witches of the mainland, they lead you to evil. Do not turn on your fellow man as one day they shall be the ones with whom you shall fight the evils that wish to drive you to insanity.... “

Sir Jack jumps up all in a sweat, checks in his pants to see if all is OK, was this a dream or was it real?
When he notices a bright light shining through his window and an angelic like creation bringeth him a coin.

What the hell was this all about?

The witch didn’t mention any coins?

Are there pokies somewhere nearby, is this my lucky coin?

Confused and not sure of what to do he remembers that he had his feet washed in the local bath house
“OMG I have poisoned the waterways of Middlesteem, I have to fix this”

Having heard of a white wizard in Vikindinavia, Sir Jack packs his gear, saddles his horse and heads to Vikindinavia in search of this great white wizard.

It is a long and hard path to this land of ice and stone, and just as he thought that he could see the castle where the white wizard resides a creature swoops over him, some winged reptile that he had only heard of in tales of ages past.

When he realizes that this creature looked familiar for another reason, it was on the coin that the soothing light brought him.
He makes haste, galloping to the castle, Mr Ed his steed was shouting “Time you went on a diet you fat f#ck”
To which Sir Jack replied “Oh shut up, toughen the f#ck up and speed up will ya, haven’t got all day you know!

When he arrives at the gates of this castle he is asked to pay a fee. Having spent his last two bob on the foot rub and wash he pulls out the coin given to him. The gate keepers bow down and lead him to the doors of no one else but the white wizard himself.

Sir Jack enters without knocking and sees that the wizard was in the middle of something so he backtracks out without being noticed closes the door and knocks. Hoping that all was OK.

“Enter” sounds the voice from the wizards room.

Sir Jack Enters, bows down and introduces himself. The wizard tells him to rise and puts out his hand so as to shake the hand of Sir Jack.

Sir Jack knowing where that hand was just moments ago was kind of hesitant yet knew that if he didn’t shake the wizards hand that he would never be able to save the people of Middlesteem from a fate worse than any plague known to man kind.

So after shaking hands and exchanging greetings, Sir Jack explains what all has happened to him and how his mind was in a state of confusion all caused by an evil Cowardanian black witch, how he went to Middlesteem as per the information given by Cowardanians and so on... and how he went to the local bath house to get his feet washed knowing that Middlesteem would be doomed if they drank from the waters or ate food from the fields that would be poisoned.

The wizard looks at him and says

“Son, no money on this planet could pay for the potion I am going to give you, it shall save Middlesteem and ensure that all the black witches and wizards of the lands who drink of the water there are destroyed in a fate that they deserve”

The wizard hands him a bottle with a Gordanian Gin label on it and says:
“This my good man is what you need to pour into the spring from where Middlesteems water ways originate from”

Sir jack looks at him

and says
“But this is a bottle of gin”

The wizard looks at him, grabs the bottle and runs back to the shelf, bringing back with him a different bottle and says
“Bloggy hell my good man, I almost gave you my best bottle of grog”

Sir Jack humbly accepts the bottle and offers the white wizard the coin that he has as a sign of gratitude.

The wizard takes it, looks at it and says

“EUREKA... THIS IS THE LUCKY SLOT COIN, I’M OFF TO THE LAND OF VEGAS”

Sir Jack looks at the wizard and asks

"What about my wrong doing towards my mates? How shall I fix that?"

The wizard walks back to the shelf, grabs the bottle of Gordanian Gin and just looks at him!
All was clearly understood without any words exchanging.

Sir Jack exits and knows that he must rush back to Middlesteem before the plague caused by his foot fungi settles in and takes its toll.

What shall happen along the way?

Has Sir Jack lost too much of the precious time to the solar eclipse?

Has Sir Jack managed to find his hand wash lotion after the ughhhh handshake?

All shall be revealed in the next episode.

Part one: https://steemit.com/steemlords/@jackmiller/steemlords-introducing-sir-jack-the-humble-man

Part two: https://steemit.com/steemlords/@jackmiller/steemlords-sir-jack-arrives-at-the-gathering-point

Part three: https://steemit.com/steemlords/@jackmiller/steemlords-what-foul-stench-awaketh-me-sir-jack-the-anti-deliverance-starts-his-journey

Part four: https://steemit.com/steemlords/@jackmiller/steemlords-the-plot-thickens-sir-jack-the-anti-deliverance-heads-off-to-middlesteem

ALL THANKS TO @sirknight WHO INVENTED THIS FOR US!