Okay, I've had it with guys that feel it's manly to not shave, more like it's manly to smell like a male goat whose habitation is the dustbin in my area.....

Most guys are just pathetic, they enter the bathroom and come out in 5mins, when you ask them "oh boy, how far na, you don baff finish just na?", they're like "abobi, guy Wetin I wan dey spend time for bathroom for na, I be woman?"

This is the kind of bathe they have maybe after playing football for like the past 2 hours.

These guys don't have proper deodorant, or even see the need to get one.

Then when they walk past you.... Oh lord.... You feel like you just hugged a living trash can.

It's annoying, very annoying to smell bad and still not do anything about.... So if you know you're in this category of guys please LISTEN UP!!!

1⃣ IT IS NOT MANLY TO GROW A FOREST UNDER YOUR ARMS AND IN YOUR PUBIC AREA.

I don't know where you guys get the idea from, maybe because these American white guys you see in movies and in real life don't shave or call guys that shave "sissies" (they must smell like pigs then) but Oga, listen, you're in Nigeria, it's 10 times hotter here than it is in their country, and it is rarely cold here like it is in their country, even if you're living in JOS.

PLEASE, PICK UP THE SHAVING STICK OR CLIPPER AND SHAVE YOUR ARMPIT AND PUBIC REGION, ONCE IN TWO WEEKS WILL DO THE TRICK (lord knows you cannot be my boyfriend and not shave, I will pursue you🤣)

2⃣ SCRUB YOUR BODY PROPERLY WHEN BATHING, IT IS NOT A "GIRL THING", IT IS A HYGIENE THING

Now, uncle, baby, darling, brother it is not a girl thing to have a proper bathe. Get a good sponge and scrub your body properly, your armpits, your pubic area especially under your ⚽️⚽️ and the whole of your body.

Plus, get a good bathing soap maybe even one that exfoliates, get a bathe wash too if it's not too much stress but please don't use canoe soap (only Nigerians will get this)

It's not a crime to spend 5-10 mins in the bathroom so you can smell nice.

3⃣ Use proper deodorant/anti-perspirant, body sprays and perfumes.

Now most people don't know the difference in these three but I'll enlighten you.

Deodorants or anti-perspirant are designed to be used in one area of your body, your armpit, they are made to prevent you from sweating so much and and to make your pores and sweat smell nice.

Examples are, Sure spray, Rexona etc.

The body sprays are designed to be used on no part of your body or skin (even though they're called that) but just the fabric of your clothes, they are made to make you smell nice and add to your body and clothe scent.

Some examples are, Cotton club, Ace, maxilla etc

The perfumes are the ones made for your skin, these ones are more expensive and long lasting, they are made to give you a kind of scent and thats why when you're getting any ensure its a good one and you don't mix with others, it's good you have just one at most two, so you don't irritate your skin.

The right places to wear a perfume are

🔹The base of your neck
🔹The pit of your arm, the one opposite your elbow
🔹The pit of your leg, the one behind the knee cap
🔹Your wrist
🔹And the back of your ears.

FINALLY, GUYS PLEASE AND PLEASE, DON'T WEAR DIRTY CLOTHES AND BOXERS OR TROUSERS I BESEECH YOU DEAR BROTHER

Wash your clothes, if your shirt smells you'll smell too, there are no two ways about it. Don't wear dirty clothes.

THANK YOU

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