Dude -5minutefreewrite

For https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-183-5-minute-freewrite-friday-prompt-dude

DUDE. Your head has a lump on it the size of a softball.

Oh, yeah, that's where the horse kicked me.

Right, you should see a doctor.

Nah, ain't no doctor gonna say nothing I don't know. Horse kicked me, got a lump. Might die, probably not.

MIGHT DIE?!?

Yeah, but we always might die, aina?

Yah, an so. Ok, fairy nuff.

You ever had a rattlesnake bite? Those hurt like the dickens. Maybe you and I should go find a rattlesnake to bite me to distract me from this pain in my head and keep me awake. They say that's important, right?

Right. Alright, we'll pretend this is a good idea. Let's do it. How about a rattlesnake call from you.

kookyeerreee tzzztzzrrr

Yep, call of the rattler right there. He look, here's a cute little one. Bite him, bud, not me.

Youch! Yep, I can feel the venom flowing towards my heart. The fear definitely distracts my from my headache. But now I'm afraid of the venom. Better light me on fire. That seems like it'll really distract me.

For sure I can't think of a better next step.