Undisclosed Report - Proof of Imminent Alien Invasion - PoIAI - Survivor Guide - Part 1

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👆👉 Warning! Imminent Alien Invasion! The Galactic Gate is open!
🌪️ What to do immediately after detecting an Alien presence around you.
§ A - 1a Call the local Police station and describe in details what you see.
2a Follow police officer's instructions. If no clear instructions, call the nearest Nasa facility describe what you saw and ask for instructions.
3a If Nasa's only instruction is: "Stay where you are, setup your geolocation to be visible, and wait for further instructions" you must wait until the arrival of some people in black suits. Don't worry, your adventure is arriving at its happy end.
4a If Nasa sends you an ambulance with some people in white suits asking you to get in the vehicle, you are in danger, don't ask why, just run away to not die! In fact, the ambulance is not a real one. It is a deception. Nasa is never sending ambulances... (they don't have licence to send ambulance I guess)
5a If the Alien intelligent biological entity detects your presence, stay motionless such as a statue. Don't try to salute the Alien and don't accept any presents that might offer you. If the Alien invites you for a ride with his sport-model space craft (lambo look) don't accept, especially if you are a female, because you risk to be pregnant after a while, and it will be impossible for Earthian authorities to register the father of your future child. Besides, imagine the reaction of your family when you'll bring in this world of humans a little ugly grey or some green creature with huge eyes and very weird habits, like eating your furniture or drinking chlore instead of milk... These are problems that could occur during an Alien visit or an Alien Invasion. Be aware, stay calm and try also to connect with your Steem accounts to spread the info and ask help from the community. (always precise your geolocation).
5a If you are near the open Galactic Gate (animated rare image above) don't touch it, don't try to select a song to play, this is not a jukebox!!! Try to take a distance and call any special civil protection service you know!
6a If you see strange creatures coming out of this gate just run away screaming: Alien bastards are invading our beautiful planet, wake up and fight! If you are too afraid to scream (fear kills your voice) just keep running.

More advices soon. As for now, the Invasion is in progress but hopefully, according to last secret info, it could be just a friendly massive visit of Alien entrepreneurs coming on Earth for investing in the new global fb coin that is announced recently. More secret informations say that Alien delegations are coming on Earth for studying the case of the new coin and trying to copy it for use in their similar social media platforms. These last informations are still not verified.

📷 This animated image was created by @imealien (not without taking a major risk) and is included in the #mnemonicphotos collection. It reminds me of the "Invasion day" that could happen at any time. Animation title The Invasion Day.

😀 Thanks for your time spent on @imealien blog! 🙏🍻

😸 Have a wonderful Wednesday! ✨

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By @imealien
© 2019-2020 ARR

PS: Because I am upset (An Alien Invasion is always a concern) I wasn't able to read again the text and apply corrections. Excuse me for possible mistakes and misses. Thanks!

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Carbon lifeform response: 1. Hell, I know the hand signal a lá Speilberg, ✌🖖🤜🤚🤙🤝. 2. Get a selfie with the Alien 👽. 3. Post on Steemit.com. 4. Then take the Alien to our leader. Simple.

Great!!! 👏👏 Great!!! @kerrislravehill I'll include this excellent advice in the second part of the survivor guide!!! Thank you very much for the useful and informative comment, your contribution to the salvation of Earth is significant!!! Have a nice Thursday!!! 🙏👽😸👍🍻

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lol... you are the best, aliens are having a plan to invade you, coz.. you are warning and saving human civilization..LOL

Lol!!! 👽 Right my friend @sabari18 aliens are at the gates! I'm going to post the second part of the survivor guide, and I'll include some defense tactics! We'll save Earth from Aliens or... Aliens will save Earth from humans! The battle is about to start! I firmly believe the survivor guide will contribute to our final victory!!! Thanks for your nice comment have a nice Thursday!!! 🙏🍻👽

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