jokes of the day- timely insight. 3/10/2018

A man and his wife quarreled. After the fight, the wife went into the bedroom. A few minutes later, the husband also trooped into the bedroom only to find the wife busy packing her suitcase! He asked "You are packing! Where are you going?" She answered "To my mother"
The man paused for a while and also got his big brown pure leather suitcase & started packing his clothes. The angry wife stared at him and said "You are packing! Where are you going?" He replied "Oh yeah! I"m going to my mother!"
The wife replied, "To your mother???!! And what about the 6 children?! Who is going to look after them?" The man replied, "You are going to your mother! I'm going to my mother. The 6 children should also go to their mother!!

Equation balanced.

In one family there was a child who did not speak. But one morning the child began to move his lips to pronounce a word, everybody rushes to hear what the child is going to say, so the child only pronounced "grandmother."
Hours later someone comes to announce that the grandmother is dead.

Two days later the child starts to stammer again, moving his lips, this time everyone looks with fear and in the end he pronounces "uncle", that evening the uncle was dead.

Then came the fatal day, that night the child repeats the same stupidity moving his lips and there everyone rushes to the door fleeing, but before everybody was able to get to the door he had already said "papa."

That evening the father was terrified and could not sleep at all bcoz of fear; then, his wife having pity on him, told him that the child was not actually his.

For once we see a husband to whom such news is announced to jump with joy and to thank his wife for having cheated on him. And the next day the driver was dead in front of the door ...

The husband is still dancing.

Timely Insights!

Mystery of edifying words

Words cannot be seen, touch, tasted, it can only be heard, yet it stands so powerful. Our words are the pillars of our destiny. It collapse our lives or helps it stand. The earth itself is standing on the foundation of words, the word of God. Your life stands on the pillar of what you say too. Are you speaking the word about your issues. From scriptures, we are admonish to speak words that edifice. Words of edification works in two ways.

When you speak words that edifice, it builds the speaker and the hearer. A lot of people when they open their mouth to speak, they release catastrophe. Others speaks words that edifice to themselves and abuse others, truth is the words you say to others is as important as those you speak to yourself. For whatever you sow, you reap. So when you speak ill words to others, you actually speak to yourself. No wonder those that speak ill about their nation hardly succeed in that nation. What have you been been saying?

In summary, if we all can speak good words about ourselves, about the world, about our family and friends, about our businesses, imagine how easy and edified the world will be. Let's change our words and change our worlds.