Link Droppers (Comedy Open Mic #18)

They are everywhere but gets me most on WhatsApp. Not for the fact that they are posting links that they, by extension of basic humans rights have the right to but because they, for a minute pose out as wanting to help us if we click. For fucksakes no human being will drop a link for you to click without him or her gaining from it in one way or the other.

Jesus why can’t everybody in this world be aware of that fact the same way a 6 months-old boy questions the elastic flesh of dangling rod between his thighs?

You will be in a WhatsApp group chatting and then boom… “hey guys, to get free unlimited data for your internet click here”. You want to reply but you hold it. Making your way to another chat room, the unicorn link jams you again. Usually in bold, caps or both with a million exclamation mark emphasizing not how much the link-dropper will miss out on referral bonus but how you will out if you don’t click.

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Referral bonus is even far. The structure of a pyramid shit states that for you to get the goods promised, at least 20 people will have to use your referral link to join whatever platform the shit-link leads to.

Look if these guys – dumb link droppers – came out clean while dropping the links, I will sell my house to make sure they don’t stress themselves begging from one platform to another, looking for who’s dimwitted enough to click their link. Is it not data or highest a couple of dollars? No worries, I can sell my Steemit account to take them off the pathetic routine and travails of digital beggars. Hell, I will even strip at a gay club. No hassles there as long as it crosses one dummy off my WhatsApp notifications.

But they don’t come clean. They will write the rewards in bold but never mention the internet-monkey work involved. It never crosses their mind that these shits stopped selling the year online porn overtook playboy magazines.

_exhales

That’s it folks. Just wanted to rant and ease out. It was either this or I jerk off but the Comedy Open Mic Round 18 is up and running and I happen to be one of the judges. Sorry no sorry, I can’t risk wasting both time and space, spraying off milky weighed galaxies and have idikuci chasing after my ass for slacking.

See ya.

BTW, keep the entries cuming.

_{I nominate @fiction-to-power and @johnnyrobish to put in an entry for this round or next.}

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