Bum Loving Eagle

Bum Loving Eagle desperately searched for a set square that they would often break. This seems a fairly bizarre idea, to you, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

Bum Loving Eagle always kept a rubber johnny that they would rub on his belly. It would be a weird approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

Bum Loving Eagle owned a stretchman that they would often share. This seems a new undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who thought that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

Bum Loving Eagle wanted a stretchman that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.

Bum Loving Eagle carried a piece of paper that they would break. It is a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who expected it would be awe-inspring. A piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

Bum Loving Eagle desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.