Today's fresh jokes: 1
Put the child in water
One American, one Japanese and one Bangladeshi gentleman were traveling onboard. Suddenly, the American gentleman threw some dollars in the water to show their abundance and said, 'we have a lot of them. If nothing is left out, then nothing happens. '
So the Japanese threw his mobile and camera in the water and said, 'we have a lot of them.'
The Bangladeshi then dropped a boy passing by in the water and said, 'There are many in our country.'
The boy came swim and said, 'Playing dollars are worthless but the camera and the mobile dubba go. Not found.'
Fear of leaving the job
Friend: What is your logic? Why do not you want to keep a married man without a single person?
BROKER: It is understandable that married people have been accustomed to eating at home in the morning and at the same time they have become accustomed to do so. Do not show the fear of leaving the job.
When it's cold
Boltu went to Kafisma with her wife-
Boltu: Finish coffee quickly, it's cold.
Wife: Yes, what is the problem?
Bolt: Hey fool, look at the price list. Hot Coffee 20 taka, Cold Coffee Rs. 50 If you become cold, it will be worth 30 taka more
Measuring water
A fox was crossing the canal. He thought he would be able to jump. He jumped but went in the middle and went into the water. After the water, he dies.
His friend was beside the monkey. The monkey raised him up with a lot of trouble. Sail got up from the canal and said-
Fox: I was measuring the water of the canal and you picked me up!