Ready to Mingle
Hey ladies, it's your dream boy Donny Bloghard back to hit you with another sexy post.
I'm trying to work up the courage to ask my dream girl Janice out this weekend but first I'd like to get a little advice from my friends here on Steemit
Before we get into the questions I know what you want..you want another shot of the Don Don just maxin on the beach
Boom! You're welcome ladies
So let's get into it. I'm thinking of asking Janice out for dinner. Now do u think I should prepare a nice meal in my kitchen or should we go out to Red Lobster? My apartment is kinda a mess right now..it's hard to motivate my fat ass to clean.
Do u think it's that bad?
Also if we go out to a fancy place like Red Lobster do u think I'm gonna have to pay for the entire bill?
I dont want Janice to think I'm not a gentleman but my Kinko's salary isn't the best and i spent most of last cheque on magic cards. So money's kinda tight right now
Im not sure why I buy these things I don't have any friends to play with really?..
Moving on.. you may remember I said I have a little toe fungus problem?..the smell's kinda embarrassing and I really want Janice to like me! Do you think I should try to clip my toenails before our big date or should I just leave them alone?
Ones got a little hole in it, how cool is that? She may think it's special..I call it my lucky toe hole.
U know I was kinda thinking maybe it'd be a good idea to prepare a meal at home and maybe go to the park to enjoy a little picnic but there's only 2 problems with that..
One, I'm allergic to bees and camel fur and two, the parks so relaxing I usually fall asleep topless on a bench somewhere
Last time I did that I woke up and there was a stray dog licking nacho cheese off my belly. Long story..I had nachos
So I guess I won't take anymore of your time here with this post.. maybe just one more important question before we go
Do you think I have any chance at scoring on the first date? Should I even try to make a move on our first night out? I don't wanna blow it as I've had my eye on Janice for a long time. Two eyes actually there's alot to take in!
What a woman! U see that ass?
Ok guys thanks for your time, Donny B's gotta go watch Big Bang theory reruns and eat spam. I know that sounds gross but Big Bangs not that bad
Cheers everybody
Your friend,
Donny Bloghard
It's good to know Janice is into fitness. You might've thought I didn't notice her Adidas wristband. I guess I just pay attention to detail. She might be playing linebacker, but if she's what you want, you gotta go for her, my dude.
For a bigger girl she's got a tight end. U know what I'm saying? I'm gonna tackle her too 😊
I want this thread of replies printed on a t-shirt 😂
Haha do it! Lol
Yes, my lord.
By the way I'm going to start calling myself silver fingers 😂
Yo - Donny-Boy... You had me laughing so hard I couldn't get up off the floor!!! Thank you so much bro for that "in-your-face" humor and honesty.... We just don't have quite enough of that these days... As such, I can totally see why you're in such high demand with the "ladies!" You killed me man! Loved this!
Haha thanks alot man! I'm finding Steemit is a great outlet for some of my weirdness 😝
Bring on "the weird" Donny - if it's anything like this post - it will be welcomed with opened arms my friend.... Hey - we all got our weirdness - so when someone actually disseminates a particular weirdness of sorts, which is otherwise taboo for the most part - it's like an INSTANT HIT! That's what I think you got goin' on here bro - ... Stay with it, and stay true to yourself and you can't go wrong!
Well I don't want to brag but my earlier Donny Bloghard piece grossed 10c 😁
Frikkin A - "Brag-On" brotha - you're worth every last red cent!
What kind of pictures Did I look at GA?
Thats Donny man. Did u see his earlier post he's almost Steemfamous now? 😊
hahaha. you're funny man. i say, go for it. she has to take you the way you are.
That's good advice, thanks @gabriellasam!
This is a no comment comment, thanks for sharing I think! :-)
Don't fight it, u love the Don Don 😝
G. A I only come here for the laughs and some shiny pictures! Lol! Love your new alterego Donnie👍
Yes he's a great channel for my weirdness. Haha Idk how far this will go tho? I don't wanna lose followers. The toenail pics weren't right 😂
Yes, they were gross!!
I say go for it might turn out to be a funny and lucrative series!