Jeff Bezos' Cock Shaped Rockets

goldenarms (66)in #cockrocket • 8 years ago (edited)

Blue Origin plans to launch a rocket into space today and I can't help but think that it looks a big dick..

Amazon's founder wants to get into the space tourism business and this is their first test launch this year. There's a live stream if you want to watch this cock rocket shoot off into the atmosphere and you can find that on Blue Origins website

So far Mr.Bezos has poured 1 billion dollars into this venture. With Amazon recently increasing thier Prime membership by 20% many believe it's to compensate for the capital needed to fund this quest for space. Blue Origin has already conducted a handful of these tests to date.

For some reason the 2 stage rockets always have a feather painted on them? I believe this is to stimulate the rocket thru foreplay and it makes them perform better

Blue Origin is one of 3 companies headed by mega rich people looking to profit by charging people and payloads to go into space. Ofcourse Elon Musk has Space X and Microsoft's co-founder Paul Allen has Stratolaunch Systems.

I have to work so I won't be watching the live stream launch but I hope it doesn't explode prematurely 😁

Thanks for reading,

@goldenarms