@goldenarms 2017 Blogger of the Year Award Winner! 🏆
Well I did it, I nominated and chose myself for 2017 Blogger of the Year Award! 🙌
What an honor.
First I want to thank God for doing stuff and ofcourse my Mom for abandoning me at an early age. I should also thank my Dad for being a dirty drunk, together both of them created a brilliant mind, taught me resilience and ofcourse made me extremely handsome!
I didnt prepare a speech because I wasn't expecting this honor..wow..ok.. I guess I should thank my grade 8 Science teacher Mr. Byers, for telling me I'd never amount to shit. Look at me now sir, I'm here and you're dead. Suck it!
To all my fellow Steemers, thanks for following along and to all those who aren't.. what the fuck is your problem?!? This blog is (the) shit so you're the one missing out.. 😛
Well this award really made my day, here's a picture of my face when I recieved the news that I've been chosen 2017 BOTY..
That's how I always look by the way..
This is crazy, blogger of the year and I've only been doing this here on Steemit for 5 months. Which shows you the level I'm bringing it! 💪😐
In those 5 months I've really connected with my fanbase. I've showed silver and gold, went for numerous walks, wrote thrilling original stories, offered financial advice, drew a penis, shared photos of my cat and so much more!
Not content to just be the best (again I'm so much better than whoever is reading this right now) I plan on improving too! For 2018 I'm gonna go even harder, sharing more of my fantastic life with all of you who are lucky enough to experience this 😎 You're welcome!
Ok so seriously..I really just want to thank everyone on Steemit for making this such a great place where I can share all of my wacky shit! This post was just me "taking a piss" as the British would say. They really have some of the weirdest sayings but they're fun lil wankers so it's all love 💗
I prepared this horseshit post using the new nightmode, which I just find so eye appealing! I've been using nightmode even in the day because I'm a boss and that's just how I get down. 😎
Thank you to all my followers, all the groups I'm involved in and every single person on this platform for making it such a great place to spend some time!
I'm going to go celebrate now pretending I'm blogger of the year 😁
Thanks for reading and being great,
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Congrats!! Quite the honor! Well Done! Couldn't have done it with out you.
I'm afraid there has been a mistake, Moonlight actually won the award😂
Keep doing you, your fucking awesome at it.
Aw that's nice..but who's moonlight? Don't tell me i got competition haha
It's an Oscars joke, too soon?
You know that's so true. I'm proof that if you fail grade 8 and smoke alot of pot you can make something of yourself
Congratulations such an achievement but I would imagine your also disappointed in yourself for not thanking yourself in your acceptance speech
Tip!
Aw man you're totally right! Well I'll just have to remember that when I win next year too 😝 Thanks for the tip @tattoojay, I don't deserve u
Next year why was I thinking this would be an awards to curate weekly
Congrats on this amazing achievement 🏅 here's another price for best 🐴💩 ... Lol
You Crack me up dear, you are the coolest and so worth any greatness that comes your way!
Thank you for always bringing such great reading. Cheers!
Thx for stopping by #1 Swedish person ever! You're like the sun on Steemit, always brightening up the place with your pretty face and spirit. Look out for radioactive boars ok?! Don't let them get ya, we need you around here. Hey how's your foot?
Aww.. You are just the sweetest 😊 make me blush.... Lol
I haven't found any radioactive boars under my bed so I'm good 😉 or am I? 😁😁
But I do have a rubber and bubbel gum so I just hit them when they come.... I'm a badass on gum shooting 😎
My foot is without plaster and just a bandage so I'm walking around like a duck as for now 😂😂 thank you for asking dear 🤗
Wow! What an amazing award! Does the trophy have a picture of cat on it? I bet it does.
Haha, seriously though, this was a funny freaking post. The eyes in the pic made me laugh. Good job. I like this type of stuff from you, you have a great funny bone.
Thanks topk, I love you too 😊 I'm just having fun with my blog, there's too many serious blogs, this ones for all the weirdos out there lol
Nicely written!!! ... Liked it.....
Thanks @geetharao, just having a lil fun today 😊
You basically won this.
I want a recount.
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Wow, congrats dude! What a huge homour.
Oops Freudian slip.
Support my awesomeness @phelimint lol
tl;dr, but congratulation on self award man, was it hard to pick the winner?
No, I ran away with this haha. Good luck next year @tomekkk but I think I may win that one too 😜 I need to make room on a shelf for all this hardware..