Steemlords - A call for allegiance
As Gohba - The empires Loyal Blacksmith - makes his way to meet up with the other lords of the Steem he has a realization that while he can forge a wicked suit of armour or the most incredible weapons of mass destruction he is no warrior. With this in mind Gohba compiles a list of those warriors that he trusts.
- Sir Percival - too drunk
- The Intrepid Pheli- hmm a bit too Canadian
- Sir Scooterless - with Rogormortis between his legs who knows how reliable he can be?
So that leaves the best and most reliable warrior of all time ChooXena the Warrior Princess.
With my weapons of mass destruction and her weapons of Mass Seduction we should be an unstoppable team.
With these thoughts in mind, Gohba pens a message to ChooXena requesting an alliance. To sweeten the deal, I have crafted a suit of arms of the rarest substance known to man. This material is almost impenetrable to dragons fangs and Orcs claws. This suit, made of slayed Dire wolves toe nails, is one of the most valuable items in all of Criminalis.
Latest image of Sir Percival
To ferry my message to ChooXena I have decided to leave the carrier pigeon in the cage, there are rumors that the Flounders Pigeon Murdering Bastard Sir Percival is targeting pigeons. So I have deployed the gold standard in couriers, my favorite bird Wedgie. This wedge tailed eagle may not be able to defeat a dragon, but it'll certainly make Rogormortis angry if they end up in a battle.
As a post script to my message to the fearless Warrior Princess, I have asked her to track down the head of the Eunuchs, the keeper of spies. Master @tomekkk is said to be a direct relation of the legendary Baldric family and is said to be just as ugly. They say he has packed on a few pounds in the past few years though so hopefully he can make the journey.
Latest Image of @Tomekkk as I await introduction for his official title
I look forward to a positive reply from the most fearless ChooXena and our Eunuch.
Lol brilliant, you got a old photo of me, I'm much fatter now :)
Nice one tubby.
Me a nobleman team up with an oik of the working classes? Never!
Especially one born of criminal stock in a penal colony, the suggestion is an insult to my Magnificence!
However I was hoping for an 'allegiance' myself with the very comely Chooxena 😉 Share and share alike old boy. 😜
Great post buddy.
Hey, I didn't say the alliance would last forever. This journey will go for a while.
Thank you for sending some eagles to feed my dragon. It will be a long and tiring trip so any additional sustenance is appreciated.
I hope the armour does not impede the secret weapons of boobs and yoga pants!
You make some good points here Gohba Blacksmith, and while I am concerned by your lack of navigating skills, I will accept your request for an alliance.
However, as a vegan warrior princess, I will only wear the direwolf skins if they died of natural causes.
Steel is a natural substance mined from the ground therefore I'd say they died if 'natural' causes!!
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Smart thinking on the partnership with ChooXena, Gohba. Don't know how @tomekkk will feel about being turned into a Eunuch though. ;)
SirKnight.
@tomekkk had his chance in Discord where his fate was decided. He's stuck with it now.
He snoozed, he lost his balls. Poor tomekkk 😏
Lol. That's pretty much it.
This is so awesome. That is the saddest picture of a bald eagle I've ever seen. Love it!
we are to meet as I have been called by a heavenly apparition to join the boobs and yogapants to work for the goddess. we will see how the fates conspire.
but it pleases can'tshakimoff that others have seen the light