MOTU - The Phantom goes Bear Hunting

The story continues with The Phantom passed out cold coming down off his cocaine high and rescuing a bunch of stuff that the Bossy Julia had told him to save.

As Kit wakes up from his slumber, his crushing headache had mostly subsided and was pleased to see that his loyal companions hadn't nicked off during the night. He was also glad to see that his randy dog Tomeboy had found a female canine companion which meant that Kubbyglitters leg was safe for a while. Ryvo explained that this was Krystadoo, she was the result of an unholy union between Scoobydoo and one of the ghosts that the team had hunted down. She had a mildly demonic look in her eye, but was also timid when approached. This was going to be an odd combination if she happened to tag along with the group.

Ryvo announced that a new message from Julia (AKA Miss Bossyboots) had come in while they were asleep. They had to decide if they were going to save the Care Bears or the Gummy bears. Frankly, Kit wasn't a fan of either of them but he knew he had to choose one of them. As they were discussing their options as a team, Krystadoo started growling and burst out in a rabid howl "Fuck the Gummybears" and this started a frenzy between Ausbithorse, Tomeboy and Krystadoo. Kit decided the he had better listen to the animals intuition and agreed they should head towards the CareBears.

As they approach Valmorlar the Phantom has this incessant itching and Ausbithorse starts complaining that he's jiggling around too much. The team stop for a quick break. As the Phantom unzips his purple suit to have a slash, his hands start itching and he can feel things crawling up his arms. He wasn't just under attack, he was INFESTED with crabs. He knew Velma was pretty dirty, but he didn't realize she was this nasty. In a panic, Kit strips off and starts shaving. Ryvo has an idea to collect everything as the little critters could come in handy.

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Now that the Phantom was shaved smoother than a babies bum, he could continue towards Valmorlar.

As they approached, they could feel the temperature drop, the Icers must be here Ryvo exclaimed. Ryvo also advised the team that the only way to defeat Icers was with fire but there would be way to many of them to defeat individually. The team thought for a minute when it dawned on the Phantom that he had the perfect weapon. He took the bag of crabs from Ryvo and a bottle of his jungle brewed hooch. Everyone knew that virtually nothing could kill a pack of crabs, so he doused them in hooch and set off in his best ghost like manner towards the hideout of the Icers.

As he entered through the roof of the cavern that all of the Icers were sleeping in, he could hear the moaning of the Carebears in the next room, he knew he was in the right place. So adding a bit more hooch, he set fire to the bag of crabs and threw it down into the room. The crabs dispersed straight up the legs of the Icers. As the Icers melted, it extinguished the crab fires, who then congregated to the throne of No Heart. When he returned he'd be in for one hell of a ride.

The phantom summonsed his team and began unlocking the Carebears. With the bears all accounted for, Ausbithorse volunteered to escort the Carebears safely back to Nelvana and agreed to meet back in Windemere.

As the team had a few spare days, they all headed back to Windemere as Kit had heard that Archie had left Veronica and that she was in a vulnerable place. He knew this was a perfect recipe for more shenanigans and he needed someone much cleaner than the Scooby girls to admire his clean shaven appendages.