"Till The Wheels Fall Off": A Poem To My Brokedown Car :(

I named her The Pearl
And she was my one true girl
In traffic she would float
Music high AF but low car note
A sexy machine
Wasn't on 18s but I kept em clean
Together we dropped many drawls
Till she hiccuped and stalled
The Pearl sails no more
Now I'm left with Uber and Lyft to get to the store
So I say fare thee well my BMW'd beauty
For I loved you true, and you had booty
I raise my tall glass of pirate's rum
Never will these Los Angeles streets have another one

Farewell To The Pearl. (Can you tell I fucking Love my car?)

-Shane Trace