Episode 1_ Of Midwits and Missteps

For some reason in this reality the earth is a feral penal mind kontrolled planet tittering on the edge of daemon world apocalypse status as the eye of terra warp gateway was about to be opening up @ CERN with the insertion of Uranium One black goo AI just like Half Life1 which was barely stopped enroute by customs . During which time geopolitical psyence theatre rube (((Goldberg))) brinksmanship is barely containing the battle for Armageddon which provides the backdrop for Donald Trump God Emperor sent by the 0Mnissiah QAnon to begin his unification wars with zero thermonuclear detonations detected. An interesting note is we are about 30k standard years ahead of schedule unless i suspect our calendar has obviously been corrupted