Blonde in a car
A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible.
The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a cop behind them.
The blonde looks behind her and sees a cop and tells the brunette.
The brunette then asks if his he's got his lights on.
The blonde replies "Yes...No...Yes...No...Yes...No"
"Is the tire really flat?"
"Naaa, just the bottom part."
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