Two Birthdays

Birthday celebration was organized by Eugene, and after couple of hours of festivities we're sitting and started playing thumb wars. Hands quickly got sticky and I went to wash them, at which point Eugene said that we need to end the party since we're burning through money like crazy and there is no one at the dance floor. He pulled a switch and all music and lights stopped.

There is a knock on the door and when I open it, it's the other side of my family of uncles and grampa. They come in and wonder why party has stopped and that we should use that pile of money on the table shaped like a building tower, to which I agree.