Pet Crocodile

White crocodile is stuck halfway thru pet door, each time I approach it opens its mouth. Eventually it makes it thru and I begin to freak out and run away from it. A friend tells me it's a pet and that it chases me because it thinks I am playing. All I have to do is stop and then I will be able to pet it.

Portion of the floor in the apartment vanishes and I fall thru to the floor below. It is very dirty and smells like shit. I try to find my way out and head towards the stairs, being careful not to step in any feces. At the staircase someone is preventing me from ascending, telling me that tenants of that level are not allowed to go up. I explain that I fell thru the ceiling and then allowed to proceed.

My friends and I are hurrying to class. Teacher hands everyone exams except for me, I look among stacks of papers on my desk for my paper thinking I got one too. After a while I realize she haven't gave me one and go to request it. It is a crossword puzzle with answers relating to the subject we've covered this year.

I am having hard time positioning the paper correctly to start filling it in, time is ticking and most of the class is almost finishing and I am yet to begin. Paper has disappeared again and I am looking all over for it, eventually I see it on the floor near the window, it was blown off by the fan.

I head to retrieve it and Alex tells me that his is easy to position because it is stapled 30% in unlike mine at the corner. I bring it up to the teacher telling her that she did it on purpose. She tells me it doesn't matter if I take the exam because she already submitted a document to fail me and that I will have to repeat the class next year because I missed a month of school.

I became angry and told her that failing me or anyone else will only make that person to drop out completely and does no good to anyone. I brought up an example of another student who was constantly failed at every subject. Some girl in the background laughed that I will be 17 next year. Bell rings, end of school year.

Teacher is rushing for the bus, I am near her still scoulding for her actions, she doesn't really care. In the end I turned to her and tell her even though she teaches math, she doesn't know programming, thus she failed! Point my finger at her and said it once again which made her reflect on her actions.

Alex and I head over to the exit and I feel like taking a shit, small piece of it is already sticking out. I hold it as much as I can and that small piece breaks off and falls down my pants.

We pass a girl in pink that is sitting at the curb puking, she looks up at me and smiles then proceed to puke again. Behind her are the bathrooms and I tell Alex I need to go piss so I could clear out that piece of shit in my pants.

At the back of the bathroom are stalls for the handicap and doors are automated, we decide to use those. Toilet bowl opens on its own and I begin to piss like crazy fountain when I notice a button to my upper right, thinking it's for the light and press it.

Nothing happens, until I look down and toilet bowl is missing plastic enclosure around it, then I realize it has moved towards the door and is currently pushing against me, forcing my piss to spray all over.