Angry Uncle

To the newspaper
the note
commissioned by the Worker
under the heading
"Do not feed the horse."
Writes:
"The regiment,
finding for the best,
typewriter
in the institution of propyl ...
Similar cases
intolerant
even
in bourgeois Europe. "
Read
and gave the place a note.
Little by little
it happens
cases like this?
The next morning
already
rebuttal
sheets on one and a half.
"How
dare
different crooks
describe
irresponsible scraps?
Know
republic,
and children, and fathers,
that our manager
more honestly than hyacinth.
As
our manager
serves in the capital,
slanderer
arm
in the face of the clerk
insults the person
VTsIK,
Tse-ka
and Tse-ka-Ka.
Slopes
kulak
in the country are growing.
I give you
communist word,
here
baiting
standing
economic watch.
Pay attention to,
proceeding
and in view of,
that this article -
in the back a knife,
demand
immediately
to refute slander.
Cynicism,
insinuation,
False!
So,
cooperation
faithful guardian
obfuscated
innocently
and without any reason.
With greetings ... "
Signature,
printing
and experience
with such and such.
The day passed,
and the next day
inquiry:
"Tell the author's name"!
All day
phone
it rings like mad.
Because of fear
the hocks tremble
courier.
And the editors
in reply
for telephone coloratura
quiet
writes
letter to the prosecutor:
«Please
authoritative reference
about the landlady,
grazing
on the trust of the Treasury. "
Prosecutor
meets the
accurately and vividly:
"The note
rabkor
half false.
Water
coat
refutation fervor.
The State Farm
such and such,
from such and such a city,
Not only
one "Underwood" drank,
but also
in addition -
and two Fords. "
More
notes
any kind,
rabkory,
send
from different places.
Comrades,
you
the newspaper will not issue,
and no rebuttal
you will not be eaten.
1927

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