Fight against Depression...wake up call

Whenever I feel depressed in life.. I open my G-Mail junk and ...I find:

1. 6 banks are giving me easy loans.

2. I have won £ 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons.

3. 8-10 Job companies have best jobs for me.

4. 3 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me.

5. Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall.

6. 5-6 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.

7. And Approx 20-25 mails from Riya, Payal, and Sneha who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.

8. And someone rich from Africa wants me to inherit his 10 millions $ and help him take over his business

Zindagi main aur kya chahiye...? {What else do you want in life... From life }