Fucking bugs!

I love squash. Not a lot of people seem to be into it. Many of them like cucumbers or small yellow squash or some such. Not me. I like big glorious winter squash with the thick skin that are hard to cut through.

Every so often, I try to grow some, or some end up just growing on their own from the compost. But then, every fucking year, fucking bugs, man!

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This year they were looking good! I only had a few plants, but they looked good. They were almost full grown. Then the fucking little green little buggers just came out of fucking nowhere.

It always fucking happens when I forget to check them for a few days.

They were doing alright. They had a bit of bugs eatin em quite a while ago, but I managed to take care of it with just a little soapy water. Then, I forgot to fucking check them for a few days. I go out today to check on them and put some kitchen scraps in the compost, and they were fucking decimated. Not only were the leaves practically fucking gone, but they had wormed their way into the squash as well.

I had to bury two in the compost. Rest in peace.

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How the bloody fuck am I supposed to grow squash with fuckin bugs always eatin em every time I turn me back?

This fucking sucks.

You know, I don't mind bugs and animals too much. They gotta eat too. I'm perfectly fine with the rabbits eating a few flowers, or some of the fruit from me trees, but you don't fucking decimate the crop! FFS!

These bitches have no sense. What you supposed to eat tomorrow when you decimate the entire plant today?

I don't really believe in pesticides, and they attacked it too fast anyway, so I'm pretty much just fucked. All the plants are pretty much dead. In a single day, or at most 2, they ate them to the fucking bone.

Fuck these fucking bugs.