cold joke-2022.4.18

The glasses case is not the home of new glasses, but the coffin of old glasses.

It's unfair for snorers to fall asleep in their own snoring.

Friendship is actually very simple, that is, when you eat delicious food, think about each other, and then shoot it and send it to him.

The word "counsellor B" sounds very low-end. It is suggested to replace it with "life has smoothed my edges and corners". It sounds like I've really fought.

The ancients were very optimistic. In fact, they spent a little leisure thinking about how to live forever. Modern people calm down after a day's work and collapse in bed. There are only four words in their heart: don't want to live.

"Money" has a less philistine saying. We call it "self-motivated", "shouldered" and "tasteful".

In winter, a farmer found a brown snake frozen stiff, so he put it in his arms to warm it.
The next day, the farmer set up a board with the words "no defecation anywhere".

Robber: give me the money if you want to live!!!
Passerby: you made two mistakes:
1 What makes you think I want to live?!
2 Why do you think I have money?!