What changes?

• Older and wider.
• You are a greater risk for insurance.
• You have again white teeth. You can also take it out to brush.
• A second honeymoon. You can now see more than just the hotel and buffet.
• You lose more brain cells. But if you lose enough you will not notice it anymore.
• You have less hair to comb, but more face to wash.
• You buy medical magazines.
• You take more the stairs instead of the elevator.
• As a man you can now look at breasts when you want. Unfortunately, it are your own breasts.
• You do not need a baby sticker on your car anymore.
• In case of a hostage, you will probably be released first.
• You can get up early now.
• You wear your baseball cap backwards to look younger.
• You should no longer explain how children are made.
• You can drink more without getting a hangover.
• You can say 'No' to your boss.
• You should attach less importance to your wrinkles.
• You finally plan your future.
• Stop nagging when you have to do something, but moan when you have done something.
• You need an afternoon nap.
• You do not understand what youth are talking about.
• You struggle with technology.
• You wear your glasses with a cord around your neck.
• You will no longer receive speed fines.
• You are very happy with socks as a birthday present.
• You feed the birds.
• You choose vacations where children are not allowed.
• You start gardening.

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