POT USERS WEIGH LESS EVEN WITH MUNCHIES GOING ON - Spigot 4/22/19
All users of marijuana, on average, weigh “two pounds” less than non-users do,
Despite the infamous “munchies” of stoners - that’s right, the munchies are true;
It’s also true they’re still weighing less, so a study was launched to find out just why.
The study author sees behavioral cause; they curb the munchies when they’re high.
We think this is not likely though; stoners don’t do that kind of stuff as a rule.
If a stoner’s into a bag of Doritos, it’s unlikely they’ll reason that stopping is cool.
A 9 year-old girl named Riley Dashwood, is one of the best comedians we’ve seen.
You don’t need to see her act; the pics in the article will explain what we mean.
The creativity this young talent reveals, should send her soaring to a great career.
Her ingenuity devising her props suggests, she’s out for laughs, and she has no fear,
Of replicating outfits and hairdos of stars, to entertain you if you just take a glance.
Catch her now at the start of her trip - we think she’ll make the most of her chance.
An assistant professor into quantum computing has “16 futures” to view
With a “new quantum simulator” predicting, are the Power Ball numbers there too?
The “possible futures” are stored on a photon, then tested using a “perturbed coin.”
Unconventional coin flips per quantum laws, “superimposed” on the photon adjoin.
There are far more than just 16 futures however, and actually, the number is infinite,
It won’t help us win Powerball jackpots; the numbers to pick will still be indefinite.
At times Chrissy Teigen seems to project, she’s not very well equipped upstairs.
The latest case supporting this theory, are questions on Easter she awkwardly shares
In an epic session on Twitter, she seemed desperate to find germane information
On how to explain “Easter” to children; bunnies & eggs, feeding her consternation.
Times like these cause us to think, she’s not from this planet - she’s so out of touch
With simple ideas she cannot grasp; it seems what she does know is not very much.
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