Vagina Chair from PDX craigslist
"When you’re born, you’re ejected out of a vagina, hurtling through the universe towards death at the speed of time…the vagina is the portal from which all human life emerges, the source of life, yet nobody wants to talk about it. You come out of a vagina, and as soon as you’re out you’re told not to talk about where you came from." -duncan trussel
"The vagina is like an elevator, and sometimes it drops you off at a really shitty floor!"
-duncan trussel