Types of people on social media

Types of people on social media (don't mind the English/Englishes, it's not your language)

1. The inspirationalist: Life has dealt with these ones to the point they can't keep it to themselves anymore. They come here and share their experiences. If you're wise, you'll read and get more wisdom.
2. The commentators: I love these ones. Even if you post "I am a girl", they'll comment "nice one dear". Then if it's a very long post, they'll react love and comment "kip it up dear, you'll go places". They won't extract one line from what you've written to comment. I love you all.
3. The likers/reactors: Under one second, kpam! They'll like/react on whatever sense or nonsense you've posted. They don't care if you like theirs. Dear likers, your reward is in heaven and earth.
4. The mentioneers: Sometimes I feel like crying when I see them but I'm always consoled that one day I'll mention them too. Any contest, beef, sub or whatever that requires people to see, they'll charge their phones and mention you.
5. The sharers: These ones share people's posts from all over the world. They don't care what the post is all about. They share whatever is on their timeline and most times, they share their own posts too. That's just what you'll see on their wall. Beautiful people.
6. The social-media-love-inspirationalists: Hmm, this one is strong o. They don't like showing us who they are dating... You'll only see their partner's hand or neck but they'll tell many people who they're dating(facebook celebrity) and will tell you not to tell anybody o. When the relationship scatters, they'll come up with inspirational posts like "you're not alone in this world girl, even though you did so much for him/her, you'll get back. You're a strong man/woman. Love yourself then you can love others". Someone like me, I react love. Kpam!
7. The professionals/birthday celebrators: These ones rarely make posts because they know once they do, their inbox will be twerking with messages. They are the engineers, doctors, lawyers, pharmacists and our very own slay queens/kings. Most of them make posts only on their friend's birthday. After that, bye bye.
8. The online preachers: I don't even know how they do it. These ones can quote from Genesis to Revelation for you. I'm always impressed. But I don't understand why some of them wants us to take the preaching to the house. OK, maybe for house fellowship.
9. The silencers: These ones silently remove/block people who threaten their social media life. They won't even tell you they'll block you or get angry with you. You'll just see "contents not available" when you want to see what's going on with them. I love this group.
10. The offline reporters: How did they get to know Facebook? They will never like or comment on your posts, but once they see you physically, they'll start telling you that that post you made three weeks ago was very bad and if you think social media is for child's play. Why didn't you tell us in the inbox so we bring down the post if need be? I've never encountered them sha and I pray I don't because.....
11. The sarcasticians/clique: These ones laugh every second of their lives. Every post of theirs is funny but if you want to laugh at them, hehehe...that's when they'll come in with their clique and deal with you blue black. Love them, you'll live longer 😄😄. Nonsense and ingredient group.
    I'm usually not like this and I don't know what's wrong. Should I continue? 😄😄