His Worrisome Martian

His Worrisome Martian often carried a CD player that they would sometimes hug. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player of all things.

His Worrisome Martian desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was a funny suggestion, to most, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.

His Worrisome Martian looked for a custard pie to share. One might say this is a fairly weird suggestion, to you, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

His Worrisome Martian always carried a CD player that they would put up their bum. It should be a fairly new suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea is fun. Honestly, a CD player being the chosen item.

His Worrisome Martian had a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly odd approach to life, to me, but not to the Martian, who felt it was entertaining. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.

His Worrisome Martian always kept a pencil sharpener that they sometimes worship. It might be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.