A Little Ogre

A Little Ogre craved for a little monkey that they sometimes smash. This seems to be a peculiar operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the chosen item.

A Little Ogre desperately looked for a mug that they would sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a fairly unusual suggestion, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the item that was chosen.

A Little Ogre desired a bag of poop that they would share. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

A Little Ogre had a bottle of coke to put on his head. It is considered to be a different action, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

A Little Ogre always carried a cheese grater that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is a fairly surprising thought, to me, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a cheese grater is the thing to select.

A Little Ogre often carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to demolish. It would have been a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. A pencil sharpener is the thing to select.