My 6 year Old Nephews Asked Me For iPhone 8's SMFH...

I rarely visit my nephews since they have turned the ripe old age of 6.

Perhaps due to the fact that going to the playground with their dear uncle, has somehow become a burden to them. They rather cuddle up to some digital device or remain glued to the TV being instantly stimulated by cartoons or whatever 6 year old's do these days.
As for me i am an 80s baby, we did not have the luxury of TV much-less for these technologies. Anyhoo lets get back to the main reason that i am writing this.

Today i rang-up my sister to tell her that i was in the mood to visit her entitled brood, (aka) my nephews. While i was on the phone with her, she alerted them that i was coming over and they immediately spouted out their wishlist. After going through their regular must haves like: toys, money, bigger TV, cars, boat and shoes they said they wanted an iPhone 8.

It occurred to me that i had i-phones, i told them i would bring them over, my sister sounded shocked and ask me why was i wasting money on something that would end up being broken. I assured her it would be fine, that it did not cost me much and i would be over in a couple hours. Upon arriving at my sisters, i was greeted at the door by my nephews who demanded the phones.
I told them i had the phones but first they needed to clean their rooms by picking up their toys and then i asked them to get me a drink from the fridge they eagerly obliged. I asked them if they wanted to go get ice cream from McDonald's, to which they both said no. So like any good uncle would do i handed them over the phones however they looked a bit confused. I said to them trust me its an iPhone 8, if you add the two iPhone 4's you have an iPhone 8.
That will teach them that money don't fall from the trees, i guess ill see them next-Year.