Conversations With Real Professors (Comedy Open Mic 42)

Just by the title this will may seem odd. What exactly does it mean real professors and what conversations may those be to be included in a comedy open mic? I should let you know beforehand that the title is as real as it gets. I am gonna talk about some conversations i had or i was part of with Professors in my university. 

Some people highly respect professors and others don't. I tend to wait and listen to them before i speak in order to form somewhat of an opinion. The fun thing is that a serious conversation ends up being extremely stupid to the point that i or the others thing "wtf is he/she trolling right now?"

With Bold is the Professors, with Italics Me or other students

Professor Number 1 (The Nightwalker)

This was a new Professor in our university and according to our program she did an 1 hour lesson per way that we basically had a team project to do. She divide the classes according to the first letter of our surname and because of that she made numerous classes. The first one started at 12 and the last one at 6 in the afternoon. Because my luck sucks i was in the last one and that meant i had to take buses for 1 and half hour for a lesson of nearly 1 hour and then i have to come back for another 1 and half hour.

Now for the first time i said to myself "you have to play it smart, go to the first class and find an excuse as to why you can't be in the last one". That's what i did and when i entered the class we were only 5 people. Then i take the chance and say my excuse:

" I am sorry but i can't be in the last class and given the fact that we are just 5 people in that one can i come here?"

she replied:

"Yeah Yeah no problem, i too don't go to the last class"

I froze for a second....and said:

"What do you mean? 

"I don't go to the last class"

"But you are the professor aren't you?"

"Yes but i said that when the night comes i don't work cause i am afraid"

For 3-4 whole minutes nobody said a word. We couldn't understand whether she was for real or she was trolling us. Note that she gets paid for these hours too :P

Professor Number 2 (The Brainiac)

This is another new one that he thinks he is a genius while all the students suck. He everytime tries to act cool and when he talks about the lesson he keep reminding us how much we suck because we don't remember this or that or the other thing. 

One time i talked back and said to him "this thing that you say we don't remember was a paragraph of a book that we did 3 years ago among 7 other lessons this year, among 40+ lessons since the beginning, how we are obligated to remember it especially if it is theoretical?"   

the answer was 

"I don't care"

The funny thing that happened was that last week he never came to the 3 hour class and ofc informed none. Today, he comes 30 minutes late and the dialog is as follows:

"Hello everyone, i have an urgent thing to do so i will hurry a bit"

"Ok no problem"

15 minutes later

"Ok we are done happy Christmas"

Everyone was like wtf is happening, is he messing with us and at that time one girl raise her hand and says:

"Today we did 15 minutes and the previous week you didn't even come, shouldn't you inform us at least, some of us come from very far"

"I did inform you"

"How, we didn't receive a mail and neither the university informed us"

"yeah that's because i didn't use any of these means and now that you mentioned it where were you the next day?"

"Why? we don't have lessons next day"

"Yeah but i said that we will do the lesson we missed, the next day"

"Said to who?"

"You guys"

"But we are saying right now that you never said a thing"

"Come on guys i was waiting and nobody came"

Then a guy that was about to erupt from anger says:

"How the fuck did you inform us while you don't use email,or the university's site and the previous week YOU WERE NOT HERE, HOW DID YOU TALK TO US WHILE YOU WERE SOMEWHERE ELSE"

"I have something urgent to do as i said so i have to leave. Also guys that wasn't polite i was waiting the other day" and left.

Once again that person got paid for both these days, i was laughing out loud while most of the guys and girls were furious. You could say he is a genius......a genius in trolling! Did you ever had conversations like this one?

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