On my way to presidency
I am in the midst of preparing for my presidential campaign; unfortunately, I have realized that I have no experience in newfangled politics. In the time I originally lived there was a king and some princes. When the prince ordered something, everyone came running and crawling.
Today I see that there are many princes and a queen in the political landscape in German countries; the princes crawl infront of the queen, and the folk crawls in front of the princes as well as infront of the queen. The titles of the princes and the queen have changed; the princes now call themselves MPs, and the queen is called the Chancellor. In my days, a chancellor was someone who advised the king.
It has changed a lot, but the flattery is still the same. And since I was never a crawler, I have no respect for crawlers. I would not even spit in their faces, because I can not dishonor my spit.
Once I am the President of the United States, I will change a many things; but until then there will be some time left. However, a friend has advised me not to let this time pass in vain. He said that I should earn some experience and join the German parliament. This would have the advantage that I would earn a small extra income and could gain a great deal of experience with modern politics.
I think that's a very good idea, but I'm worried that people won't vote for me or let me enter their parties, because I've tricked a lot of people in the past.
I will research this topic and then make a decision.
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