No dare, just truths: My first contest

Hello steemians!
I can't believe i'm already contesting in just two days as a member 💃💃💃💃💃
Thank you so much @evelyniroh
My blood is steeming, I should begin the game before it reach boiling point

The first three questions are on social life while the rest of the questions are related to steemit.

So let the game begin!
Rules of the game.

Use the ndjt tag
Nominate a person or two.
Make it as funny as possible.
The contest continues runs till the next 7 days.
You can also nominate others while posting your normal posts as the week runs.
Post all the questions first then the answers below.
Anyone is free to participate without nomination
Note: Everyone wins something one way or the other. However, a winner would be selected after 7 days and the winners gets a price of 3SBD.
Sincerity would be marked, also make it funny.

Here are the questions to make it easier! (Winks)

What is that silly thing that takes a tear out of your eye?
What is the most weird thing you love?
Funny part of the opposite sex that you like?
Who is your steemit crush?
What is the craziest thing you have done on steemit?
Works of two steemians that you doff your heart for?
Which steemian would you love to see a movie with (maybe a dark room.. Winks)
What are the names of the first three steemians blog you visit
Who do you wish you are on steemit?
What do you wish you could write on steemit that you could?
Which steemian do you want to meet in person and what would be your first action when you see them?
What are the names of three handsome guys/ beautiful ladies that you know on steemit.
Who would you choose as your steemitfather, steemitmother, steemitdaughter and steemitson.
Names of two followers who get low payouts
Names of two followers who get good payout
Given the opportunity to say one word to @ned what would it be?

A sweet thank you to all potential participants!

Let the game begin!

*What is that silly thing that takes a tear out of your eye?

»»» Onion ooooo. It does not just take a tear, it makes me cry.

*What is the most weird thing you love?

»»The hairs on my legs

*Funny part of the opposite sex that you like?

»» The brows especially when it is shaved (I mean completly)

*Who is your steemit crush?

»»Ehmmmm, I don't think I have any yet sha..
Buh @datibomchic, what if??

*What is the craziest thing you have done on steemit?

»»Edited my post for over 7 times... (Being a newbie is actually crazy). Am happy I met a saviour @annieben, she saved me(in @rkelly's voice)

*Works of two steemians that you doff your heart for?

»»@surpassinggoogle commitment to making newbies like me grow (I know my prayer of you noticing me will be answered soon)
And @drive, the videos

*Which steemian would you love to see a movie with (maybe a dark room.. Winks)

»»@datibomchic

*What are the names of the first three steemians blog you visit

»»I don't have any yet, I am still trying to find my way around here

*Who do you wish you are on steemit?

»»I wish I am @ned

*What do you wish you could write on steemit that you could?

»»About what I do #fashion

*Which steemian do you want to meet in person and what would be your first action when you see them?

»»@surpassinggoogle, I would make people around shift so i can faint

*What are the names of three handsome guys/ beautiful ladies that you know on steemit.

»» The handsome Guys @samstickkz @ishotz @folly-pandy

The Beautiful ladies @allasyummyfood @datibomchic @cacuzzy

*Who would you choose as your steemitfather, steemitmother, steemitdaughter and steemitson.

»»Steemitfather: @ejemai

 Steemitmother: @Evelyniroh

 Steemitdaughter:@cacuzzy

Steemitson:@folly-pandy

*Names of two followers who get low payouts

»»@datibomchic and @annieben

*Names of two followers who get good payout

»»@dantheman and @dobartim

*Given the opportunity to say one word to @ned what would it be?

»»HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!