How dog wakes me up
- Rests its upper body on my chest while its hind legs are “standing”.
- Wags tail crazily.
- Level 1: Starts fuming through his nose.
- Level 2: Starts thumping my chest.
- Level 3: Starts growling.
- Level 4: Starts soft-barking.
- Level 5: BORK BORK!
Dachshunds were bred to fight badgers in their dens.
Hooray for dogs. Better than people.
😂😂 got steps some more. My cat wake me by biting my legs.