Cringe-Worthy Joke of the Week (Vol. 14)
“I don’t think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women.’” - Louis CK
Where did the weekend go? On the bright side, spring is finally starting to rear its head here in the Upper Midwest.
What about that crazy pump in Steem Dollars today? The crypto world is certainly an exciting place to be right now.
Incase you need a few more things to counteract those Monday blues here are a few Cringe-Worthy Jokes.
So, sit back, relax, and laugh! Retell these jokes or share your own in the comments below.
Why did the bear eat the tightrope walker?
He was craving a well-balanced meal.
What do you call a bee that’s having a bad hair day.
A Frisbee!
Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea weed.
“You’re given only a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.” - Robin Williams
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Great.
here is a family friendly one: Which fish is the most famous in the ocean?… The star fish!
hahaha, try this: WHY DOES THE SQUIRREL SWIM WITH ITS BACK? hApPy CoMmenting!
Nice 👍
@scan0017
Lol. Thanks @Lakshmi!
Your Louis C.K. quote would have had you hundreds of Quebecer shooting it back and forth already! The humorous jokes traded between women & men are a long tradition in our culture and help ease the tensions between genders. Through humour, political differences are being dealt with and more often than otherwise solved!?
Thanks for the laughter, I tend to be so serious. Namaste :)
I didn't know that about the culture in Quebec! I'm glad you're enjoying the jokes. Humor is a powerful tool, especially in today's world. Namaste, my friend!
Love that you always give us a few jokes to giggle at brother 🤜🤛 😀
Have a killer week 💪
@scan0017
Thank you, @scan0017! Have a killer week yourself!
Wicked!!
Looking forward to your next talk (!?) at Steemfest 2.0
🤝
Thanks, I hope to make it!
nice
How in the world do you have a '3' for reputation?
Follow some folks, might help!
@scan0017 😘
What is the most powerful office supply?
The ruler!
Lol! Thanks for your addition!
Somebody had to get peoples and bots attention!!!
Sorry this is not a joke...
:D
https://steemit.com/crypto/@cassidyandfranks/sbd-thirds-rule-trading
Yuk yuk yuk :) Always enjoy these... on mondays especially!
I'm glad @voronoi! I definitely need a pick-me-up on Mondays!
STEEM will one day be worth as much as BTC - @ssekulji
: )
I hope the author doesn't mind, hehe!
i don't mind :) and follow @ericvancewalton
Remind me not to become a tight rope walker!!
: )