🎅Should Santa Be 'GENDER NEUTRAL'?🤯

in #thealliance4 years ago

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Though, if I didn't know who or what she was, it may be a different story, HA! I'm also not that into Candis Cayne, even though I've been to a few drag shows. Some are even half way good. I have gay friends. I know LGBTQ advocates and haters. But one thing I cannot quite wrap my head around, is the notion of Santa Claus being anything other than a big fat guy in a red suit with magic powers.

Sure, the story has been twisted from a guy named NICHOLAS that people believed had the heart of a Saint into a super hero that runs around with the other guardians, but still. Father Christmas? The Ash Man? Papa Frost? Old Man Winter? What the hell is gender neutral?

What's The Difference Between

Snowmen and Snow-women? Snowballs. Wanna see the North Pole? That’s what Mrs. Claus calls it. Why does Santa always land on your roof? Because he likes it on top. Why is Christmas just like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. Anyway, check out the video for a guy ranting about Santa being a guy and, whatever you do or don't want to believe, REMEMBER TO BE YOU! I always am, even while prowling for sexy elves.


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NO, he is a GUY. not a manhole cover LOLL

A manhole cover??? Bwahahahhahaaa!

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The pc crowd won't rest until they've taken the fun out of everything. If they don't like Santa maybe we should introduce them to Krampus.

LMAO! They deserve it, to say the least!

I really dont care what peoples preference is, it makes no differencd. But come on Santa is a big fat dude.

Right? I don't remember a lady sitting in the sleigh on Rudolf the Red-Nose Reindeer.

Oh no, not Santa!

You'd think they'd go after something less gender specific, like, idk, sand or dirt or something.

Hahahahaha! This made me laugh. Brilliant! Santa likes it on top.

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soot's him.

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