UNLIMITED LAUGHTER: FLAVOURING OUR WEEKEND

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It's weekend i hope every steemian is having a scintillating weekend ahead. Lets just add a little flavour by cracking few jokes though i know that am not funny...

JOKE#1#
Please steemians help me out with answers, A friend visited me on wednesday, and when she told me that she want to bath, as a gentle man i claim to be, i looked out for my bucket,went straight to the borehole to get water only to return to see my friend complaining that she needed shower as she don't have strength to pour water from the bucket and that she also can't bath without dettol antiseptic. Please my question is, ASSUMING I HAD A RUNNING SHOWER AND A DETTOL ANTISEPTIC, HOW IS SHE GOING TO USE THE DETTOL (A. Apply the antiseptic like cream and on the shower or B]. Reach for the water tank and pour the antiseptic into it) answer because am confused upto this moment.

JOKE#2#

Most of us always speak against RACISM, many of us here have written articles, posts and even books against racism, we are always earger to lead any campaign against Racism, but my question is; WASHING YOUR WHITE UNDIES BEFORE WASHING THE BLACK COLOURED UNDIES IN THE WATER OR WASH MACHINE is that not racism as well???

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Disclaimer:this post is just for fun and as such if it goes against your ideology or thought, i sincerly apologize.THANKS