Interesting quotes about marriage

No matter how much the marriage is threatening Delhi Laddu, the marriage rate is not diminished. There are thousands of mockery related to our country. Maratha rasalapera eternal marriage! Just like some funny words, so many great people have said to get married too many things. Such a special saying:
● Returning to the house in the evening is a little love, a little appreciated, a little mild - what can you say in one word? That's why you came to the wrong house.
● It is interesting that when a child does not have any anxiety, he is married. It's like crying in a lot of happiness.
● When the boy takes the hand of the girl before marriage, that is love. And when it comes after marriage, it is self defense.
● Girls are really unpredictable. Before marriage, they expect a man, suspect him after marriage, and respect him after his death.
● A boy will buy two bucks of one coin if he needs it. And if a girl gets two bucks of money at one rupee, then I do not want to use it for her.
● What is the mantra to be happy with a man? You must understand a lot To be happy with a girl, you must love him a lot and not try to understand her at all.
● The married men live longer than the age-old ones. People never get what they want.
● I have not spoken to my wife for a long time, I did not really want to stop him in the middle of the conversation.
● Marriage is a valid and religious ceremony, where two opposing (usually) sex men swear to each other and swear on one another, for as long as death comes and separates them.
● A successful man who can earn so much money that his wife does not end up spending. Finding such a man is the success of a girl.
● In the beginning, God created earth and rested Then God created man and rested Then God created woman Since then, neither God nor man has rested
● Archaeologists are the most ideal as a husband. They are more interested in old things.
● Many people question the mystery of our long conjugal life. I told them to have dinner for two days a week, soft music in soft light, and a little dance. Whatever happened to me, my wife on Monday
● The girl went to her mother and said, 'I have found a boy like a father,' the mother said, 'what do you want me now? Comfort? '
● When a newlyweds say that they are happy, we know why, why? When a 10 year married man says he is happy, we think, why?
● 'Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.'
● I and my wife lived happily with 25 years of life. Then our identity is such.
● What should be the last word of a man? 'OK, buy it'.
● Girls expect boys to change after marriage, but they are not. And the boys expect that girls will be the same after marriage, but they change.
● It is true that no one is born under sub-standard, but many people get married.
● One of the advantages of getting married is that you do not need to remember your mistakes and your pain. What's the point of two people working over a single task?
● A personal advertisement is printed in the magazine, 'Husband Wanted'. The next day hundreds of women contacted, 'I can take it'.
● Winning is the victory of imagination against intelligence. And the second marriage is the hope of victory against the experience.
● The boy said he was willing to go to hell for the girl. God gave him that opportunity. They got married.
● Love is a sweet dream and marriage is an alarm clock.
● Until I got married, I did not know what true happiness was. When I knew it was very late.
● A girl is worried about her future as long as she is not married. The thoughts of the boys begin after marriage.
● It is true that love is blind, but marriage opens eyes.
● If they do not get married, the boys have been thinking about their life, there is no mistake in their lives.
● Your wife laughs at your joke, it means that the joke is very good, or your wife is very good.
● 'The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.'
● Husband and wife are the epithets of a coin, but they can never face face-to-face.
● For a happy married life a man should keep his mouth closed and keep the checkbox open.
● How do men want girls? Handsome, wealthy and stupid
● 'A man is incomplete until he is married After that, he is finished. '
● All marriages happiness The next time you have to stay together, the trouble is there.