Viagra Joke

A Steemer was waiting in the line at the drugstore.

Two pharmacists were working there, a woman and a guy. Although the lady was really sexy, he decided to wait in the guy's line. He needed something and he didn't want others to hear what. So, when was his turn, he literally whispered to the pharmacist:
"Listen! I need two viagra pills for tonight!"
"Two viagra pills?" - pharmacist repeated but much louder than Steemer expected. Everybody heard and the Steemer started to feel uncomfortable.

Pharmacist realized that he caused uncomfortable situation to the Steemer, so he asked quietly:

"Those pills are for you?"
"Yes", a Steemer answered, "For tonight!"
"You're planning to take both pills tonight?"
"Yes!"
"But one is enough for the whole night!", said the pharmacist.

Steemer whispered to the pharmacist ear with a smile on his face:

"I met two girls on Steemit! They both have a crush on me, so I invited them to come in my place. I'll make a romantic diner with candles and all. Then we will have some fun. Two girls, two viagra pills. I got stuck in the world of crypto coins so I haven't seen a women for a year, haven't watched the porn for months so my little friend downstairs is hibernating like Sleeping Beauty."

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The pharmacist didn't say anything, he just gave pills and the Steemer left the drugstore.

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Next day, the Steemer came to the drugstore again.

And again waited for a male pharmacist to come. So when was his turn, the pharmacist said:
"Hello again! I bet it was great evening! So how can I help you today?"
The Steemer seemed angry, but he answered:
"I need a lot of hand lotion, some cream for skin irritation, something for redness and a kilo of painkillers!"
"Wow!", the pharmacist said, "What are you going to do with all that?"

Then, the Steemer said:

"They didn't show up..."

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