A Barbarian on Steemit [Story]

Once upon a time, a barbarian was wandering all over the Earth. He was a little bit stupid and could barely speak. But he was huge, bigger than any man in that era, he had a long sword that weighted 20 kilograms and a cloak made of the fur from two bears that he killed with his own hands. He was traveling from town to town and passed through many dangerous adventures.

His archenemy was an evil king who stole barbarian's cat when he was a child.

So the barbarian promised to revenge. When he grew up, he found out that the evil king had a pet, a tremendous dragon-like beast that lived in a cave. Then he heard that the dragon's testicles are the largest diamonds in the world. Barbarian found the cave and fought the dragon, ripped it's head of, cut it's testicles and took the jewels. Then he confronted the evil king and his minions and killed them all. He took all their women for himself and spent many days in drunk orgies.

But that kind of barbarian high life became exhausting to him very soon.

When he sold the diamonds, he became a billionaire. Because of his low intelligence, he didn't know what to do with all that money. Someone with good intentions suggested him to create a Steemit account and invest in Steem. It took ten years for barbarian to learn how to use a keyboard and a mouse. So, when he was done, he made a Steemit account and invested a billion dollar in Steem. He immediately powered up the whole amount and that made him the most powerful whale on Steemit.
Then he realized that he has to do something with all that Steem Power. He was searching posts and he wanted to upvote something. But all what he found were crypto analysis, diagrams and codes! When he saw that, he said:
"Numbers! No understand! This stupid! Flag!"

... and shared a bunch of flags all over the network.

But his flag was something that could throw a blogger with reputation 75 to -21.

He was aware that he has to explain his flags, so he commented on each post that he has flagged: "Numbers! Stupid! Flag!".

Some whales flagged his comments and he was insulted for that!

He took his sword and went again across the Earth, found them, killed them and took their wives. Then he came back to Steemit!

He was so angry that he decided to flag the whole network. But suddenly, he saw a post made by @manorvillemike. There were no any numbers, only photos of cats!

"Kittens!", he said, "Nice! Barbarian happy!"

Then he searched for similar posts and gave many 10 000$ upvotes.

Good and simple bloggers of Steemit explained him that flagging is bad. Even killing is bad. Step by step, the barbarian learned about numbers and slowly became a programer, a developer and crypto trader.

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