The Misinformed preacher-About today!!
One of these shrines in my area called church is giving me more reasons why the people of the world will always be on top of their games.
I think I should preach exactly what the pastor is preaching in his church to us.
He's saying
“I read a story yesterday hehehe”
"About a man call Bill Gates hehehe"
"This man didn’t know anything when he was in school hehehe"
"The school could no longer endure with him hehehe"
"So they threw him out of the school hehehe"
"But he had a friend in school that was very intelligent hehehe"
"This friend was always passing all his courses hehehe"
"But Bill Gate went and started Microsoft hehehe"
"And now that intelligent friend is now a common engineer in Bill Gate’s company hehehe"
"I want to prophesy into your life hehehe"
"The God that did it for Bill Gate will do it for you"
(Everybody shouted amen)
"I say the God that did it for Bill Gate will do it for you"
(And they shouted again amen)
My thoughts
- That’s not the story of Bill Gates. Bill Gates wasn't a dummy in school.
- The pastor lied, he didn’t read about Bill Gates yesterday as he claimed. He want his members to think he’s a reader.
- Is that pastor away that Bill Gate doesn’t pay tithe?
- Why do pastor like adding “hehehe” at the end of every sentence. Are they copying that from Jesus?
- Was Bill Gates shouting “AMEN” in church to become rich?
- I can’t sit under a pastor who’s not informed but only knows how to shout “hehehe” in church in the name of preaching.